This ode was composed on the 22nd March 2007 by my dear housemate Vickrum. Enjoy. Please note: names have been changed for confidentiality.
Ode to the Toilet
The toilet is our friend
it carries out waste away around it's U bend
but alas it is leaking
possibly because Sheila is a weirdling
who likes to flush seven times in a row
just to make sure all the stuff will go
so now it is dripping
but luckily not into the kitchen
what shall we do?
what will happen next time we need to poo?
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